The Diaz family take a vacation to the water park, and things go great, until the kids blow $800 at a cabana, and the parents don't know. The Diaz kids have to team up an ...

Greg lost his job at the movie studio and is depressed. Meanwhile Kim finds a damaged wall in the house which reveals water damage and mold. The Warners have to stay with ...

Kim and Greg are upset to learn that Sammy's pediatrician has retired and sold his practice to another doctor. When they find out he is extremely young, they decide to fi ...

Al arrives in Ohio and tries to broker peace between Riley and Vanessa. ...

Virginia's father, Arnold, returns to Natesville seeking help in planning his upcoming wedding. But Arnold surprises everyone when he reveals that the wedding Virginia ha ...

Jimmy and Sabrina get a surprise when they learn that Sabrina's late grandmother has left them the family maid, who has a lifetime contract with the family. Meanwhile, Vi ...

When Virginia and Burt realize they are suffering from empty nest syndrome, Sabrina suggests they adopt a dog. But when they are turned down by the pound, they are given ...

Virginia stops believing in magical things, but second guesses herself when a ghost appears in their house. When Burt discovers that Jim Hughes has secretly been living i ...

Virginia's boss, Louise, begins grooming her for the role of regional sales manager. But when Virginia sees what her boss' job is really like, she has second thoughts. Me ...

Burt and Virginia are in desperate need of a vacation and, at Barney's suggestion, head to a resort for a little RandR. But the resort turns out to be a different kind of ...

Maw Maw has found a new love, Hubert, who encourages her to engage in some reckless activity. When Virginia finds herself scolding Maw Maw, she fears she's become a lame ...

Virginia thinks that Burt is getting her an expensive gift for their 25th anniversary. So she decides to take him to a dude ranch that is run by a crazy cowboy. But Burt ...

Groce-letes from around the world descend on Natesville for the International Grocery Games, where competitors battle for supremacy in the aisles of Howdy's. But, when th ...

Jimmy and Sabrina start a fencing course initially as part of a ploy to appease her family, but actually take the sport up as an outlet for growing marital tension. Barne ...

Virginia offers to give Sabrina some much-needed cooking lessons. But when Jimmy proclaims that his wife's casserole is better than his mom's, it brings out Virginia's co ...

Maw Maw accidentally calls a wrong number in her contact book, bringing Virginia's cousin, Delilah, back to town. When the two rivals fight nonstop, Maw Maw threatens to ...

Burt and Virginia go undercover to expose a corporate scandal that is killing all the bees in Natesville. ...

After the mayor, recovering alcoholic Hellmann, falls from a Thanksgiving parade float apparently drunk, Burt runs for interim mayor, so 'first lady' Virginia could light ...

Hearing from Jimmy that his sex life with Sabrina seems dying down, Burt and Virginia presume the problem is a lack of adversity, which always kept them together. So they ...

The Chances are used to lame freaks as back neighbors, but the new couple is different. Virginia takes an instant liking to macho Gary, agreeing to keep mysterious packag ...

Despite Jimmy's wedding with Sabrina, she has no legal parental status concerning Hope, so she plans to adopt her. Lawyer Wally Phipps is reluctant to take the case, cons ...

Jimmy used to get humiliated whenever he believed to have some artistic talent, so his parents always played it down in advance. Now Sabrina pushes him to try his hand as ...

Victoria's cleaning company employer provides free, mandatory medical checkups with doctor Walters. He prescribes her delightfully efficient spectacles, but she soon lear ...

When Jimmy finds out his parents never took him on a real holiday but faked cook travel adventures in town while he was a sleepy kid, well-traveled Sabrina resolves to ta ...

Enthusiastic about cool payment in kind, like lobster they could not afford, Burt and Virginia convince their simpleton neighbors to organize an 'alternative' barter syst ...

The Chances finally find out who's the scary man who keeps popping up in town as if to stalk them. It's Virginia's ever-absent father Arnold, who didn't want to abandon h ...

On Mother's Day, the Chance boys set out to treat their mothers and even track down Maw-Maw's Norma June, whom they ignored being alive, eagerly helped by Barney, but fin ...

When Burt's parents arrive for another uneasy visit, his mother Christine claims to have discovered being a Jewess and having embraced the Hebrew faith, hence demands her ...

When foxy Rachel, a girl from Jimmie's childhood, turns up to visit, the Chance parents reluctantly come to realize it's no longer possible to hide from Jimmie how they c ...

Jimmy and Sabrina plan Hope's 3rd birthday party; rockstar Smokey Floyd returns from rehab and tells Burt and Virginia that he has a list of all the wrongs he's done to p ...

The Chance's show Sabrina their preferred, generally-neglected public holiday: Arbor Day, like many celebrated in freaky way since Jimmy was a gifts-bereft toddler, yet p ...

When Burt (Garret Dillahunt) and Virginia (Martha Plimpton) discover that their storage locker is up for auction, they also realize they have misplaced a personal and inc ...